INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in — and I'm delighted to report that LG has officially revolutionized Android upgrades as we know
them.Hang on — lemme clarify: By "revolutionized Android upgrades," I mean that the company has brought a new level of laughable absurdity
to an already absurd area.It's now been just over a year, y'see, since LG made a big show of unveiling its "Global Software Upgrade Center"
— the industry's "first such facility aimed at providing customers worldwide with faster, timelier smartphone operating system and
software updates," as the company put it in a carefully worded press release designed to solicit positive attention without requiring any
