A lot more politicians intend to be back-seat motorists than at the wheel in time of situation

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
Hard to resist raiding the 'Old Jokes' Home', as government-making talks drone on, and on, and then on again
Our venerable joke, logged in the 1960s, has it that a Garda patrol arrives to find a car embedded in a telegraph pole with four drunks
sitting in the back seat.