It’s Friday, so here’s a rap video about scooter startup Bird

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
Listen, if you&re the kind of person who wants to watch a rap video about scooters, here a rap video about scooters
Don''t let me stop you. Also, if you make it to the end, you might as well stick around for the credits
For one thing, you&ll learn that it was directed by Andrew Oleck, the man who created that fake Mark Zuckerberg video, &A World Without
Facebook. And then there the disclaimer: &This video is not an advertisement
It is comedic satire
Bayview Drive Films is not endorsed, affiliated or otherwise sponsored by Bird . It the kind of message that raises more questions than it
answers
Like: What the joke here Is the video pro-scooter, anti-scooter, neither, both Was I supposed to laugh I mean, I chuckled a little at the
rubber chicken, but mostly I cringed
Is that normal Would I have gotten more out of it if I listened to more rap Or if I&d ever been on a scooter Right now, in the year 2018, is
&satire& even possible In related news, here a synth-pop song about Elon Musk
Happy Labor Day weekend!