Bizarre circumstances surround fourth set of Win10 cumulative updates in two weeks

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
If you&ve been wondering about your Win10 version 1803 or 1709 patches, you aren''t alone
Looks like we have a completely new Windows patching rabbit hole.Let's start with the latest version of Windows
In the past 15 days, we&ve had four cumulative updates for Win10 version 1803:KB 4457128 — The Sept
11 Patch Tuesday cumulative update included a host of security fixes that brought 1803 up to build 17134.285. KB 4464218 mdash; The Monday,
Sept
17, cumulative update fixed a bug in all of Microsoft Win10 1803 patches since late July, which blew away Microsoft Intune
Build 17134.286
I have no idea why Microsoft released the fix on a Monday instead of a Tuesday. KB 4458469 — The Thursday, Sept
20, dump of dozens of bug fixes brought the build number up to 17134.219
For reasons as yet unexplained, Microsoft stopped pushing KB 4458469 late on Sept
20 or early Sept
21, although it remained available for manual download
We never did figure out if the patches were doled out to &seekers& — those who had the temerity to click &Check for updates& — or if
they somehow made it into the ecosystem through less nefarious means. A different (but identically numbered) KB 4458469was released
yesterday, Sept
26
Let call it KB 4458469 v2
It brings 1803 up to build 17134.320. [ Related: Windows 10 October 2018 Update: Key enterprise features ]What is this new KB
4458469 Apparently, KB 4458469 v2 is a Wednesday fix for a botched Thursday kitchen-sink cumulative update, which followed a Monday
cumulative update that specifically fixed a bug introduced in the Patch Tuesday patch
Got that